Some of you may have ridiculed my entries over the past week (without being brave enough to do it in comments on this blog) in which I blame ACORN for "distracting" (ruining) Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys.
You will remember that ACORN attempted to register Tony Romo some 3 times in the state of Nevada. While most thought that was a joke that merely indicated how bad ACORN is, I was the only one suggesting that there may be more to it than meets the eve: that Tony Romo may really be associated with ACORN, or may have even been cloned by ACORN, thus explaining Romo's recent boneheaded plays.
Well, what has happened? Romo has supposedly broken his pinkie!!! His pinkie!!!!! This will supposedly keep him out of action for the next four weeks--the next three Cowboy games.
Now this happens to be all of the Cowboy games before the November election. Yep. This "convenient" injury just happens to keep Romo out of only those Dallas Cowboy football games before the election, and none after the election. If kook leftist conspiracy theorists had this kind of evidence that President Bush was behind 9/11, people might have believed them (people beyond leftist kooks).
How can you doubt that ACORN is involved in this. They register Tony Romo in Nevada several times, and Romo acts distracted. Then Romo is conveniently out of football for the 3 weeks prior to the election. The circumstantial evidence here is overwhelming that ACORN is behind this.
After all, if ACORN is going to have zombies vote, why should they not have involved Tony Romo in their widespread conspiracy? Anyone getting involved with Jessica Simpson can't be too bright. Romo seems to be ripe for brainwashing by a leftist cult like ACORN.
Even if you don't buy these reasonable speculations on my part, you have to see that ACORN must somehow be behind this ridiculous "pinkie" "injury" keeping Romo out of football the last 3 weeks before the election. No other explanation makes sense.
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