ACORN: Halloween, Affirmative Action for Zombies, and Terry Pratchett

Yes, the election occurs right after Halloween.  That is especially appropriate this year.

 

ACORN (that community organizing group beloved of Obama and leftist Democrats, who are funding it directly, an dwith taxpayer dollars) is registering dead people.  Now ACORN is a supposed advocate of minorities and the poor (with friends like this, who needs enemies).  There is only one conclusion possible here. 

 

ACORN intends to end discrimination against ZOMBIES.  Why should the dead not be able to vote?  So if you seee zombies rising from their graves to vote, you should be tolerant.  You have no basis to discriminate against zombies based on their "life orientation".  They are just oriented toward the "death" side of life and death. 

Terry Pratchet (great comic/satiric fantasy writer, so long as you avoid the "politically correct" "The Monstrous Regiment") has blazed the trail here.  On Discworld (where most Pratchett novels are set), the main city prohibits discrimination in the Watch (police force) against zombies, dwarfs, vampires, werewolves, etc.).  A six foot, four inch (or some such height) adopted dwarf benefited from this affirmative action policy (as perhaps, in a small way, my 50% Mexican-American daughters).

 

Thus, one country (Lake County, Indiana, I think) has found 2100 out of 5000 "voters" registrations  turned in by ACORN to be fraudulent:  dead peple, werewolves, vampires, etc.).  Okay, I am just kidding about the werewolves and vampires (I think).  But clones are obviously including.  ACORN had some 3 Tomy Romo's (Dallas Cowboy radical quarterback--see previous entry this week) registering to vote in Nevada.  Terry Pratchett blazed the trail, and ACORN is marching down it.

 

Now if Republicans were doing this, the mainstream media would have crucified them.  Leftist Demcrats obviously have no real interest in honest elections.  They just want to win, which is why they support ACORN.  If should disqualify every one of them from political office (for funding, including taxpayer funding, ACORN, and failing to denounce it).

 

Oops! I forgot.  I am being a bigot against dead people here.