Thursday, January 15, 2009

Ice Age and The Ice Age Times: Al Gorice Proved a Prophet as Northern U.S. Freezes?

This blog sometimes carries exclusive excerpts from the translations of an arcaeological team excavating what appears to be a repository of clippings from what may be the world's first newspaper--published at the Dawon of Man--in the Ice Age where Neanderthal Man was about to end up on the scrap heap of history because of an inability to adapt to the conditions of a warming world. The archaeological team has translated the name of this first newspaper as the "Ice Age Times", although there is a suspicion that the archaeological team is "modernizing" things like names in the absence of an exact translation. The "Ice Age Times" regularly featured articles on an Ice Age politician whose name has been transleated (see previous note on names) as "Al Gorice". In fact, thre are indications that the excavation is of the long ago cave of Al Gorice, where he many have kept clippings of articles about him. Now some have accused me of making all of this up. They say that there never was a politician like Al Gorice, who campaigned to save the "pristine" Ice Age way of life (dooming Neanderthal Man in the process, by encouraging them to refuse to adapt to the warmer climate that enabled homo sapiens to advance to dominate the Earth). However, these skeptics/critics have to admit that Al Gorice has proved amazingly prophetic. If you remember, our last excerpt from the Ice Age Times had Gorice depressed because he foresaw his campaign against fire failing, and the doom of the Ice Age Way of Life. However, he defiantly predicted that the pristine, moral and spiritual atmosphere that could only exist in an Ice Age would return to the Earth, at a future time. As Republican Governors demand that the Federal Government take action on "global warming" (lol--see previous entry on one of those things that has caused Rush Limabugh to swear off the Republlican Party, and Democrats are saying they expect to enact a strong "climate change" bill by May, evidence is mounting that Al Gorice was inddeed correct in his long ago prediction The norther part of this country is in the grip of Ice Age type conditions. 95 year old records for cold are being broken in places like Flint, Michigan. Some places are setting records for winter weather for the entrie time records have been kept (since about 1884). Almost all of the northern part of the U.S. is suffering cold not seen in at least decades, as some Russian scientists (echoing previous work of some Canadian scientists) suggest that a new Ice Age may be on the way. The absolute disconnect between all of this and the religion of "global warming" is becoming absurd. Will Al Gorice prove to be a prophet. Willl we need to start producing greenhouse gases to try to save us from the next Ice Age? Will it become patriotic to own an SUV, and furn as much carbon as possible? Stay tuned. But Al Gore (a "moral and spritual" issue) and John McCain (praising the "pristine" icy wilderness of ANWR) may get their wish, and Al Gorice (through the translations exclusively published in this blog) may prove to be a major prophet. We may all get a chance to experience the pirstine, character building beauty of the ICE AGE WAY OF LIFE. Don't you people in the north (reached 60 in El Paso today) feel much better? I thought you would.

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