Dishonest Jack Cafferty (CNN) Gets the Weiner

Yes, this award was actuallly announced last week, and you need to read last wek's full, conclusive article on Cafferty (Dishonest Jack, as he shall be referenced ereafter) to fully understand. This is the official, online ceremony giving the coveted award, taking place entirely in the imagination and still featuring Dick Martin as a visual aid for the imagination. The award is represented by a statuette affectionately known as The Finger--a statuette of a pointing INDEX finger. This award originated as a reincarnation of the old "Laugh In" award, called "The Flying, Fickle Finger of Fate", represented by the same statuette and usually presented to the camera by Dick Martin--the award being given for conspicuous stkupidity and/or evil in the previous week. This blog recently renamed the award as "The Weiner", in honor of Anthony Weiner. It seemed appropriate.


Why is Dishonest Jack getting The Weiner? Read last week's article. In short, however, it is for Dishonest Jack's unmitigated, dishonest gall for a rant condemning Republicans for ANSWERING CNNN QUESTIONS on "social issues". Yes, in that CNNN debate, CNN asked the Republican candidates questions on "social issues" in a way that carried water for the Democratic Party. As I conclusively showed in last week's articles, it is CNN and the Democratic Party who are FIXATED--to the point of insanity--on "social issues" at a time when economic issues are threatening to sink this country. You will note that DEMOCRATS in New York are focused on "gay marriage", even as the state goes down the tubes. Thus, cementing its reputation as The Gay Network, CNN asked TWO debate questions of the Republican candidates on HOMOSEXUAL ISSUES. This represented an unhealthy CNN focus, and not a focus of the candidates. That did not stop Dishonest Jack from giving this "message" to Repubilcans: "You have to stop this focus on social issues, or you will never win the 2012 election." At the same time, the Democratic National Comittee was putting out an ad featuring ENTIRELY clips of Republicans in the CNN debate answering CNN questions on social issues and MUSLIMS. As you can see, Dishonest Jack was merely repeating the DEMOCRATIC Party line trying to distract the country from the important economic issues.


Since it is CNN (and the rest of the mainstream media0 and Democratic Party who are truly OBSESSED with "social issues", what is Dishonest Jack's real complaint? Surely, Dishonest Jack is not saying that Republicans should refuse to answer CNN questions on "social issues"? Nope. That is the DISHONESTY here. Dishonest Jack was PROVING that it is HE (and CNN) who is focused on "social issues", even when theere are much more important issues facing the country right now. Dishonest Jack, while purporting to tell you the opposite, is telling you that people who think like him are willing to DOOM THE COUNTRY rather than vote for aRepublican who disagrees with dishonest Jackon social issues. In other words, Dishonest Jack is not really complaining about CNN asking questions on social issues, or about GOP candidates answering them. What Dishonest Jack is doing is complaining that he DOES NOT LIKE THE ANSWERS. In other words, to CNN and Dishones Jack, "gay rights" is a MORE IMPORTANT issue than jobs, the economy, the debt, the deficit, the War on Terror, and three shooting wars COMBINGED. What Dishonest Jack wants, and what people who think like him want, is for Republicans to SURRENDER on "social issues" (where, after all, they are wrong, and HICKS besides, and adopt the CNN/mainstream media "correct" views on the issues).


It is for this absurdd, obvious dishonesty and hypocrisy--accusing the other side of exactly what you are doing, without even seeming to realize it, whiile you are carrying wather for the Democratic Party--that Dishonest Jack has EARNED The Weiner: EARNED the statuette of The Finger.


Online ceremony:


Imagine, using the old "Laugh In" presentatiion as a visual aid for you imagination, that the following presentation ceremony is taking place on television.


Dick Martin THRUSTS The Finger (award statuette) at the camera, and syas: "Dishonest Jack Cafferty, this is for YOU. You DESERVE it. In fact, Dishonest Jack, no one has ever deserved The Weiner award more."


Dick Martin: "Skip, you are truly despicable. You change the name of the award, and you still insist on using my name, even after I have instructed you not to do it. You keep talking about our Sodom and Gomorrah search for an honest, competent AP reporter. You will wish you were in Sodom and Gomorrah way back when before I am through with you.


Skip: I refuse to let some hacker calling himself Dick Martin intimidate me. Dishonest Jack Cafferty could not do it. The mainstream media could not do it. And some hacker--even if I do not know where he is hacking from, and even if Homeland Security can't find him--is not going to intimidate ME. Yes, Anthony Weiner let hackers force him out of Congress (where the real story has never been told). But I am made of sterner stuff than Weiner (as you would expect, when he has that name). So, "Dick Martin", do your worst. I am not af....AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH.


Dick Martin: Stay tuned to see if this is really the end of this blog. And was it me or Dishonest Jack Cafferty and CNN who ended it? This is what is known as a cliffhanger.