Thursday, June 23, 2011

Obama Channels J. Edgar Hoover, and Personally Takes Down Whitey Bulger

You may remember the major scoop broken by this blog, when we (royal "we") revealed that President Obama had secretly joined the Navy SEAL team that took down bin Laden, as actor Jimmy Stewart (a combat pilot in World War II) had secretly flown a combat mission over NorthVietnam. Oama's feat was even more impressive than Stewart, since Obama has NO military experience (which did not keep him from overruling our generals--inclulding General Petraeus--on Afghanistan).


Well, this blog has a new SCOOP tonight . Unlike lthe modern "journalist", I am even willing to name my source. Yes, I talked to my older daughter, Kenda, tonight. Kenda now lives in South Boston ("Southie'), and is the (lawyer) first assistant to the general counsel of a major corporation. Kenda revealed to me tonight that President Obama PERSONALLY devised the FBI strategy that resulted in the capture of Whitey Bulger (the spending of the operation has "Obama" written all over it). And it can now be revealed, for the firt time anywhere, that Obama insited--at the risk of his life--on being PERSONALLY present when Bulger was arrested.


Now those of you in the know can see how this fits in with the previous blog article today about Obama being BORED with the JOB of being President. Obama is obviously a "thrill" junkie. He is not only a master criminal himself (see today's earlier article), but he is a master at TAKING DOWN criminals (takes one to know one).


I want to thank Kenda for getting over her anger at my "fat stewardess" article, and trusting me with this scoop.


This blog is presently working on a rumor that Obama is peronally near a SOLUTION of the Casey Anthony murder case, although it is a race with time as to whether he will be able to wrap pu the case before verdict.


Meanwhile, President Obama himself assures this blog--which has sources reaching to the very top, although Obama failed to inform us of his heroic participation in the Bulger arrest--that he still has time to "focus on jobs". Yes, this is even as Presidetn Obama--who, as CNN tells you--is too smart to foucs on social issues--is in New York city pomising gay couples they will have equal rights with heterosexual couples. No, Obama assures this blog that he is not taking his foucus off jobs, and BETRAYING CNN, by spending too much time on a social issue (whilet he country is imploding before our very eyes). Obama chuckled as the told this blog: "The poor saps, clinging to their (censored), think it is all about THEM. It is all about ME. You can't believe how much MONEY you can raise in New York City. The country NEEDS ME. I am gong to raise more money than any candidate ever has. That is how we will eventually get jobs in this country: by making sure that I have a second term."


P.S. This blog was about the first to break the scoop that Obama LIES about his position on gay marriage, for political reasons, and that his real postion (also for political reasons, whatever he may personally feel) is that whomosexuals should be allowed to marry--so long as HIS (Obama's) fingerprints are not all over it. That means Obama wants to make sure FEDERAL JUDGES do the dirty work on this one. Obama is willing to help the FBI and Navy SEALS with the dirty work, but this blog is confident he wansts to be solely a figure in the shadows on gay marriage.

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