"um......Skip"
"Good grief. Big Sis, at Homeland Security, personally ltold me that she was gong to make sure you did not bother me again."
"That's what you get for apointing a woman as head of a massive security agency. She is too busy making sure NOT to deport illegal immigrants. Ijust threw in that thing about a woman, becuse I knew you would like it, Skp. Anyone who would write about 'fat stewardesses' has to love any slam at women. I am just trying to show you that I am really looking out for you."
"Uh-huh. You are a desicab le hacker."
"Now, now, Skipl Look lat that ridiculous headline you wrote above. You KNOW that the NRA does not oppose gas drilling., and and the jobs it creates. I saw the article, and the actual headline was: "Sportsmen monitor gas drilling in Marcellus Shale." Why do you keep misrepresenting these headlines?
"Well, hacker by, YOU tell me waht 'sportsmen' means. Reading lthe article does not help much. It refers to a 'coalition of outdoor groups'. Who do you know that always forms a "coalition", often with a LYING name, to sto p progress and shut down jobs? Right. ENVIRONMENTAL ACTIVISTS: Acutally, LEFTIST ENVIRONMENTAL ACTIVISTS taking their cue from all of those Communist front groups. The headline is SATIRE, meant to prove the LIES and INCOMPETENCE of the despicable AP, and the people at Yahoo "News" who keep featuring these AP articles."
"Okay Skiup. Thhis was not the AP's finest hour in terms of straight news stories, atht clearly identigy what is going on. But don't you think you should give it a rest. This crsade agasit the AP, which you, yourself admit has been going on for more than 7 years, is an unhealthy obsession. And why do you have to keep putting out those false headlines, to confuse people who do not understand how little regard yo have for the truth."
"ME with 'little regard for the truth!!!!. What can you say about a supposed 'news' organization that would write--with a straight face--that this lefitst 'coalition' is in 'agreement' with gas drilling, but merely wants to make sure that it does not "damage streams, forests and creatures that live in those places'. I would be ASHAMED to write SAPPY propaganda like that, but the despicable AP has no shame. And hacker boy, what do you think the AP said wsa the reult of what this 'coalition' was doing?"
"Remember, Skip, I read the article. I agree with you that the grade school pap you quote activates the gag reflex. And I know what you are referring to. You are referring to the DELAY the AP says is being caused by this colation. Seill,, you woul dagree that something needs to be done to protect the environment from people who might do things like strip mining."
"I agree that REASONALLBE things have to be done to keep greedy predators from raping the land. But you may have noticed that we NEED JOBS. You may have noticed that we NEED ENERGY. Wyou may have even noticed that natural gas is a relatively CLEAN FUEL. Yes, burning natural gas burns carbon, but so does the HUMAN BODY. I know. Radical environmentalists would like to ban US too (ture, litterally, for some of them, who would like to dispoe of at least 2/3 of the world's population). Hacker boy, you know the TACTIC here as well as I do. You TIE UP projects with so much red tape that they can never proceed. First, you demand MULTIPLE 'environmental impact' statements--not just reasonable evidence of reasonable environmental precautioins. Then you SEU because the environmental impact statements are "inadequate". Then you SUE AGAIN because the regulatory agency has not acted to protect the environment in the way the environmental impact statatements indicate to be necessary. For example, obviusly any poject along the gulf requires a treadmill to keep the shrip in good physical conditioin. (A joke, if you are familiar with the famous government financed stupy of a shrimp on a treadmill). Nope. This idea, in the headline, that 'sportsmen' merely want to 'monitor' gas drilling is a LIE. Tand the desicable AP and Yahoo know it is a LIE. Further, the idea that this coalitioni is 'in agreement' with gas drilling is another LIE. There is nothing about this story that is not a lie."
"Okay, Skip, I can see I can't do anything with you. All I cand do is point out when you go off of the beam with theese ridiclous headlines. "
Now that we have got rid of Hacker Boy, let me state bluntly: There is no more DISHONEST "news" orgaization that has ever existed, or ever culd exist, including in the pages of "1984", because it is IMPOSSIBLE to have a more dishonest news" organizatin than the despicable Associated Press. "...creatures that live in those places." GAG. The AP is tryig to KILL me. And BOYCOTT YAHOO. Sotires last week questioned whether Yahoo was a "dinosaur" about to disappear i \its lpresent form. Can't happen too soon for me.
P.S. No proofreading or spell checking (bad eyesight). No, I have not given up on "Republican Fantasy Weekend." You will still get the article on the SHAM of a Balanced Budget Amendment, and I plan on gettting to the article on that fALSE item of Republican religious faith: that we should totally eliminate the tax on capital gains. By the time I am through, you will realize why this blog is named "The Maverick Conservative". You may wnat to drum me out of the corps (or "corpse", as Obama likes to say), as not worthy of calling myself a "conservative." However, I will continue to do so.
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