Nancy "Total Failure" Pelosi and Harry "Dirty Oil" Reid

Isn't it great--not to mention heartwarming and endearing--to see Democrats EARNING distinctive nicknames to follow them down through history?

 

Nancy Pelosi, of course, called President Bush a "total failure" today.  That merely highlighted the meaning of "total failure".  It is hard to call President Bush a "total" failure.  We have not been attacked again since 9/11, and President Bush has gotten things like funding for Iraq and FISA through Nancy Pelosi's House.  Even on Iraq, where Bush obviously had failures, the troop surge has proven a SUCCESS.  Meanwhile, new dictionaries have a picture of Nancy Pelosi as the definition of "total failure".

 

The woman has (fictional as these polls are) an "approval rating of 14%.  Her (and Harry Reid's) Congress has an approval rating of 9%.  You just can't get any lower than that.  SERIAL KILLERS have a higher approval rating than 9%.  President Bush has an approval rating of about 30%.  Who is the "total failure". 

 

Nope.  Nancy Pelosi has EARNED this nickname.  From now on, in this blog and surely elsewhere, she shall be forever known as Nancy "Total Failure" Pelosi.

 

What can you say about Harry Reid?  Rush Limbaugh has long called him "Dingy Harry".  I think he has EARNED the more distinctive nickname I give him above.  I can't make this up.  Reid called oil a "dirty" fuel better left in the ground.  He virtually called it an IMMORAL fuel.  And you wonder why we have high gasoline prices, and no drilling, with Democrats like this in Congress.  Nope again.  Forever after, Harry Reid shall be known as Harry "Dirty Oil" Reid.  (In case you did not know, Harry Reid is Democratic Majority Leader of the Senate and Nancy Pelosi is Speaker of the House--what leaders? we have!!!).

 

What about Barack Obama? There are a lot of possibilities.  There is Barack "the Cartoon" Obama.  I am just not quite sure that it has the proper ring.  I am open to VOTES on this nickname, and other suggestions.  For now, I am not sure Obama has EARNED a definitive nickname.  Barack "Fighting Hussein" Obama?  Nope.  Just not quite right. 

 

Nancy "Total Failure" Pelosi and Harry "Dirty Oil" Reid are set for all eternity.