Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Sex and Politics: Blog Undercover Agents Out There?

If you follow this blog, you know about my conclusive (correct) arguments for the following proposition:  Sex (of the promiscuous, non-marital kind) is hazardous to your health. 

I have recently added a corollary:  Sex (of the non-marital kind) is hazardous to your POLITICAL HEALTH, not only if you are now in politics, but if you evern plan to be so involved.  I suggested that recent political sex scandals may yet trigger a move back to the sexual morality of Debbie Reynolds and Doris Day (1950's screen personas).

Now we have today's developing story that the HUSBAND of Michigan Senator Debbie Stabenow was caught using the "services" of a prostitute.  So now it appears that spouses (relatives too?) of political figures, and potential spouses and relatives have to consider this proposition:  Sex (of the kind where you are not lawfully wedded) may be hazardous to your marital health, AND hazardous to the politcal health of your spouse (or relative). 

Will this sudden concetration on the negative effects of non-marital sex (even while the more significant physcial and mental health risks are pretty much ignored) be the precipitating factor to lead us back to the healthier sexual morality of Doris Day and Debbie Reynolds (healthier whether you are male or female)?  Stay tuned.  Thee is no doubt that ANYONE who has, or expects to have, any connection to politcs should be careful in their secual activity.  No question, either, that saftest is to simply not have sex, except with your lawfully wedded wife.

Does this blog have undercover agents out there pushing this blog's agenda of healthier sex?    You might want to worry about that, if you are thinking of engaging in illicit sexual activity.

From stories about nude photos of the new wife of the new French President to the sex scandals of Eliot Spitzer, David Patterson, Larry Craig, David Vitter, et. al., it is becoming obvious that sex (non-marital kind) is a DANGEROUS thing for people involved in any way in politics, or who may become involved.  Plus, you should WOORY about undercover agents out there who favor this blog's agenda (even those not affiliated with this blog).  We have LEARNED from Larry Flynt (favorite, sleazeball bedfellow of leftists and the mainstream media).  You can undermine people by looking at their SEX lives.

P.S.  I am perfectly aware that it is irrelevant to a Senator's performance of her job, or lack thereof (in Stabenow's case), that her spouse sought the services of a prostitute.  That is the point.  In today's goldfish bowl world, EVERYTHING comes back to haunt you (nude pictures posted on the internet, etc.).  As I say, the only SAFE course of action is to adopt the 1950's Doris Day/Debbie Reynolds approach to sex.  Besides, you will be healthier.

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