Serial Killers and Kooks: You Are a Kook If: Series Returnss

I have a long running "you are a kook if:" series that reached some 120 items (I fave never been rigorous about keeping the count straight).  There have not been too may new entries in the series, because the kooks have lately just been repeating themselves.  However, there is a NEW kook idea that I have recently heard about on cable TV (both CNN--which I usally don't even surf, which means the thing is probably all over the place--and Fox News).  Let us go directly to the bottom line.

You ARE a kook if:

121.  You belieive that there is a gang of serial kilers operating across the country that have killed some 40 young men BY DROWING at widely separated locatios, without leaving any real EVIDENCE.

122.  You are a cable TV show and publicize the above, without any REAL EVIDENCE (in the face of denials by the FBI).  Note that the references I heard were NOT for purposes of condemning this outrageous allegation by two FORMER NYC detectives, but treated this as a "serious" concern.  Give me a break.  This is why I often wish that I actually believed in the God of Sodom and Gormorrah.  These cable networkds, INCLUDING FOX NEWS, really deserve to go the way of Sdom and Gomorrah.  I tend to regard it as some evidence that such a God does not exist that it has not happened yet (there is also the Chicago of murder and Reverend Wright out of control, not to mention the numerous other things going on, including the Yale art student whose senior art project was to artificially inseminate herself as often as possible, while taking pills to induce abortion, as a STATEMENT--the statement presumably being:  "I am a monster.").

123.  You believe that finding "smiley faces" at SOME of the alleged "crime scenes", which appear to be similar. is EVIDENCE of serial killers at work (iinstead of, for example, hoaxers at work or even NOTHING at all).

124.  You believe that it is even POSSIBLE to kill 40 YOUND MEN BY DROWNING, in many separate locales, without something going wrong AND without leaving any real evidence connecting the killings.

125.  You believe that serial killers so careful as to leave no clues connecting their crimes for the FBI DELIBERATELY (but subtly) left SMILEY FACES to connect themselves to the various murders. 

Now are there any undetected murders among the more than 40 alleged by these publicity seeking former detectives?  How the Hell would I know.  I would never say it is impossible.  But this idea of a gang of serial killers drowning young men around the country, without leaving any REAL EVIDENCE, is ridiculous.  You ARE a kook if you believe otherwise   I regard it as a cruel hoax upon the families of the dead yoiung men looking for "answers".

As a BONUS item, you ARE a kook if:

126.  You believe that, after SIX YEARS of uninterrupted expansion, during which our economy produced millions of additional net jobs, that "there are no jobs left to lose."  See the previous entries in this blog today.

127.  You are Senator Charles Schumer.

128.  You are Charles Schumer and make a fool of yourself by saying that 1 million barrels of oil extra produced from Anwar, if only drilling in Anwar had been allowed, would reduce gasoline prices only ONE PENNY.

129.  You believe Reverend Wright's speech before the NAACP was a GREAT SPEECH (I heard his said almost as the official position of CNN, Soledad O'Brien, and the leftists who appeared on the media after the speech.  This is the speech where Reverend Wirght said that African-Americans, because of their AFrican heritage, are dominated by the right part of their brain--the creative, hip-hop part--and thus don't thing LOGICALLY like the left brain "Eurpopeans" who may actually be able to learn math and physics.  Is Reverned Wright really a member of the KKK.  Or is it these leftists who APPLAUD that kind of statement who are members of the KKK.  The idea that African-Americans think DIFFERENTLY than "white people", and learn "differently" is actually the white racist justification for segreagtion.  It is EVIL stuff.  It is indefensible stuff.  The CNN, MSNBC, and leftist people who bought into this--thus proving myh point that the MAJRORITY of racists in our socieity today are LEFTISTS--those people ARE kooks.

130.  You are Reverend Wright.  Even Obama agrees with this one, although not the kooks on the left referred to in the prior item, many of whom STILL are defending Reverend WRight.  This has extended to the pont of TRASHING the memory of Martin Luthor King Jr. by quoting some of the kookier, more hate filled, statements that he made while he was alive. 

You will notice that more kooks seem to be surfacing, as the kooks who beieved in things like a 9/11 conspiracy and awar criminal hideaway for the BUSH ADMINISTRATION people in Paraguay fade into deserved obscurity.  This may mean more frequent entries in the "you are a kook if:" series.  In a way, of course, I have replaced it with the weekly "Flying, Fickle Finger of Fate", but I have decided that there is no reason both cannot peacefully coexist.