Saturday, May 17, 2008

University of Toledo: WINNER, Flying, Fickle Finger of Fate

It is time for the announcement of where the Flying, Fickle Finger of Fate pointed this week, as this blog again reprises the dreaded/coveted "Laugh In" award for conspicious stupidity in the previos week.

However, the judges are embarrassed.  The title reflects the winner the judges expected, as "the Finger" pointed steadily at the disgraceful University of Toledo from the moment "the Finger" (statuette of and INDEX finger) became aware of the attempt by the University of Toledo to suppress free speech.  Even though a leftist university suppressing free speech is common thises dasy, since leftists do not believe in free speech (except for them), the University of Toledo was such an egregious example that "the Finger" was never going to ignore it.

But "the Finger" would not stay put.  The judges threated.  The judges pleaded.  But "the Finger" refused to steady on the University of Toledo.  While it would always return to the University of Toledo (to which NO parenet should ever send a child, lest the parent be accused of child abuse), "the Finger" kept oscillating to TWO other targets, and pointing at them.  Under the RULES (the judges have a Democratic Party attitude toward the RULES:  they can't be violated unless we WANT TO),  the Finger would point at these two other targets long enough so that the judges were forced to declare them CO-WINNERS of th coveted "Finger". 

Therefore the official announcement is that these are the CO-WINNERS of the Flying, Fickle Finger of Fate for this week:  Anderson Cooper, California Supreme Court, and the University of Toledo.

How could you ignore Anderson Cooper, even though he is a lightweight (absolutely, and compared to the other two winners).  How many cable TV hosts get slapped down (b---h slapped)  by their network's OWN EXPERT.  It happened to Anserson Cooper, who made one of the stupidest statements I have every heard on television.  He asked a question that assumed that the CNN projection of the "winner" of the Democratic Nomination was OFFICIAL, and made any other decisions by the Democratic Party moot--even though the actual vote of "superdelegates" does not occur until the convention in August.  Even though I have heard people on Fox News say things just as arrogant (talking about Obama "clinching" the nomination as soon as the MEDIA count of delegates goes over 2025, which is objectively false), none have been so stupid as to suggest that the Democratic Party Rules Committee would simply cancel its meeting on Florida and Michigan if the CNN "count" of delegates showed it was all over!!!!!  No one could make this stuff up, and "the Finger" could just not ignore supidity on this level (see this week's entry titled "Anderson Cooper:  Complete and Total Fool").

Then came the Caifornia Supreme Court, and its subversion/overthrow of democracy in California.    "The Finger" fairly vibrated with excitement over that one.  First, the University of Toledo confirms this blog's thesis that leftists do not believe in free speech, and then the California Supreme Court confirms this blog's thesis that leftists do not believe in democracy.  It is like picking up a 7-10 split in bowling (which Barack Obama, needless to say, will never do).  In fact, when you add in Anderson Cooper confirming to total stupidity of people in the mainstream news media, this was quite a week for confirming the various theses of this blog.  Nope.  It does not matter that "Republican" judges were involved in the California Supreme Court decision.  It was still an indefensible, leftist decision reflecting judicial dictators imposing their personal views on millions of people

In fact, the situation in California is even worse than I reported in the blog entry earlier this week.  This decision imposing homosexual marriage on California was not just a matter of the court ignoring the will of the people, as expressed through their representative.   In this case, the PEOPLE of California had previously voted to not allow homosexual marriage (by a more than 60% vote).  Thus, a net one vote margin (4 to 3) of seven judges overturned the democratic vote of some 4.6 million people based on reading something into the California Constitution that would have shocked the people who wrote that Constitution.  Nope.  Leftists do NOT believe in democracy.  They believe only in POWER:  in the Marxist principle that "the end justifies the means".

Let us go back to the Universiy of Toledo, and poor Crystal Dixon (an administrative employee).  Evidently, the University of Toledo expects its employees to give up their right of free speech (as any good leftist epects everybody to do if they disagree with any leftist orthodoxy).  Crystal Dixon dared to express her individual opinion (not as a representative of the university) in a NEWSPAPER.  Her opinion happpened to be that hmosxual conduct is CONDUCT, and not the same as skin color.   Ooops!  The University of Toledo said lthat such a postion was onctrary to what the university stands for (obviously fascism and punishing free speech--did I mention that NO alumnus of the University of Toled should ever give it any money?), and suspended poor Crystal Dixon (an African-American) for daring to have an opinion different from leftist orthodoxy.

Award ceremony (as usual, a virtual ceremony with no video--requiring you to use your imagination);

Imagine Dick Martin--in his unique, in your face style--thrusting the Flying, Fickle Finger of Fate statuette aggessively into the camera:  "University of Toledo, California Supreme Court, and Anderson Cooper, this Award is for YOU; you DESERVE it.  This week special recognition is given to the University of Toledo and the California Supreme Court for upholding the fine, LEFTIST traditions that free speech (opposed to leftist orthodoxy) should be SUPPRESSED, and that democracy should be SUBVERTED and disregarded."

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