Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Saturn's Rings and Global Warming

One story tonight is that Saturn's rings are VANISHING.  The "official explanation" is that Saturn's orbit is positioning it in such a way, in relationship with the Earth, that we are looking at the rings edge on.  A likely story!!!!!

I have my own explanation:  GLOBAL WARMING.

Those vehicles on Saturn really put out the CO2.   And those short sighted beings on Saturn are unwilling to starve themselves (diverting food resources to energy) and ruin their economy.  

I hate to admit it.  Al Saturgore is right.  Saturn is losing its rings as a result.  There goes the tourist trade!!!!

 

P.S.  Don't knock it.  The above makes as much sense as most "global warming" stuff!!!

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